I lately on the paper read
That when great Shakespeare was alive
He spelled his name not one way, it said
Not two ways, no, but five!
And I who at spelling am bad
(Maybe as bad with grammer too!)
About my error I wont be sad
For about spelling the Bard gave cares few!
The Bard great poetry did write
Though his own name he could not spell
I can spell my surname all right
And write poetry, so all is well!
I will never as a writer be as good as he,
But sharing his weakness, contented I'll be!